I am an absent blogger

So yes – it’s that time again. Marc has been flicking though his phone and seen this damn app for the 57th time and decided, “fuck it – may as well blog”. What can I say? I’ve been a busy boy and if I blogged about every last thing that bothered me then I’d probably […]

Political musings and missed opportunities

Southport, Stoke-on-Trent South, Aberconwy Richmond Park, Moray, Preseli Pembrokeshire, Aberconwy, Broxtowe.   What do these have in common?   Had party politics been put aside – then the Tories would have failed to have won these seats in the 2017 General Election.  This is just a small number of the seats that this would have […]

Insanity

So one of the main reasons that I stopped blogging last year was because it had started getting a bit fucking depressing (2016 not blogging lol). So quick recap on 2017… two terrorist attacks in the UK; President Drumpf being inaugurated and then going from one calamity to the next; the prospect of Emperor May […]

Lawton’s Law

I hope to have this named after me. I haven’t got all of the scientific proof just yet; however, I believe that I have discovered a quirk of modern day life. The more important the thing that you are saving up for is, the greater the likelihood that things will break around you that requires […]

Well played, 2016.

Yes, I am fully aware that I am the laziest blogger in existence. I have had to make this sodding thing my homepage just so that I can be reminded to write on occasion. Anyway,  this day one year ago, I suggested that 2016 go fuck itself… this was a mistake of colossal proportions. 2016 […]

2016 can go fuck itself

David Bowie Alan Rickman Sir Terry Wogan Sir George Martin Ronnie Corbett Victoria Wood Prince   To reiterate my main point, 2016 can go fuck itself…. too many of my favourite people are being taken. Especially when Bieber, the Kardashians and Donald Trump are still walking this Earth. Proof then, that in the unlikely chance that […]

Hunger, you evil bitch.

hangry /ˈhæŋgrɪ/ adjective -grier, -griest 1. (jocular) irritable as a result of feeling hungry  And if the above was an encyclopedia entry then there may as well be a photo of myself. For too long I have blamed situations for the rubbish I eat, and whilst I can honestly say that in recent times my eating […]

Omnia dicta fortiora si dicta Latina.

vis unita fortior  — united strength is stronger. Let me say, that despite how often my English pals attempt to poke me by referring to me as a foreigner from north of the border, I am very proud of being British. I’m a former Catholic, who happens to be a monarchist and sees himself as […]

Nighttime musings

I am in bed. I cannot be bothered to get my laptop. Therefore expect spelling mistakes on my bloody annoying phone. Post text chat with a friend, I find myself weighing up the pros and cons of sleeping alone. Whilst I’m used to sleeping on my own this does not necessarily mean I enjoy it. […]